Oh shit! Guess who’s back, bitches?! It’s the Tanshin. I noticed that the site has been up for almost 7 years now, which is amazing. All of you have probably been wondering where I’ve been all this time. It’s a long story, but I’m gonna spend the next the next billion updates telling you all about the epic tales of what I’ve been doing for the years on my journey. Ninja-wise, I think I’ve matured quite a bit. For instance, I learned how to sneeze and fart simutaneously. Try it, it’s hard to do on command. Here is a real life photo of me performing this difficult technique.

The thing is, if you do it wrong, you’ll just shit your pants. Believe me, I know it from all the “trial and error”.

Anyway, if you time it just right, it summons robot Michael Jackson to come kill every enemy on your screen. There will be more to come, I promise! I’ll tell you all about my ninja adventures.