The same thing, only different.

Posted in News by Tanshin on the February 4th, 2009
Ninja school is awesome. AND sweet. Why exactly, you ask? Well I was just minding my own, ninja chillin’, walkin’ around and I decided I was hungry. I was like, “Damn, whats a ninja gotta do to get a sammich around here?” So I killed a few pirates and flew around the campus until I saw a sandwich store. I came in for a landing and stood in line to order. Naturally, any good ninja is going to check his surroundings at every occasion, just in case. I glanced around: up, down, right… and then LEFT. To the left, this is an actual photo of what I saw (man I’m such a good photographer):

Just your average hot ninjababe.

Just your average hot ninjababe, right? Wrong! Let’s take a closer look.

NIPPLES AHOY!

Nipples ahoy!!!
And this could happen EVERY DAY. Also, it has been rumored and confirmed that I, Tanshin am in fact working on some new Ninja Jams with some more advanced technology than previously. There should be some tracks out next month! And another thing: We are currently searching for the whereabouts of Commander Riker so we can give him his old position back in reporting for Ninja Mysteries. It appears that our first ninja mystery will be his whereabouts for now. More later!

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