I hope you all had a pleasant Saint Tanshins day this year, but chances are pretty high that you didn’t because too many of you are from Utah, and everyone knows people who come from Utah are mormon. Now that i’ve got your attention, and maybe even offended a few of you with a stereotype, let’s talk about something that affects everyone; youngins.

By saying youngins, I of course mean the younger generation beneath us. Let’s face it, before we had the internet, we never had to deal with them trolling our forums, while they put a lot of thought into a random user name for a forum. If you didn’t understand a certain part of the last sentence, allow me to bring you up to speed on what i’m focusing on here. They put a lot of thought into being random. This of course is the problem with the younger generation; They can’t be random without thinking about how to go about it first, which in turn of course, is hardly random at all.

They post to many threads at once, and they thread dig threads that are months, or even years old on a constant basis. They post in the wrong areas, which ruins our perfect plan to be organized individuals, and they post about things where there are already existing threads, because they do not care to look. I see this annoying people on many of my message boards, and I think it’s time to start taking action! People, I implore you, stop having children! They will be the next generation to repeat these mistakes! We will be without sanctuary for the rest of our lives!

With that said, i’m getting bored of writing about this subject. Anyone who happens to stumble across this and get offended, calm yourself, i’m only tickling your rib cage.

Grow a Beard.

-Wiryu

– Because ninjas don’t pinch.

Charles and I wanted to impress some bitches we had coming over. Our first thought was to get naked and do pushups to show how tough we are.  I had the great idea to do pushups with Charles on my back to show off my manliness, not to be out done Charles started doing pushups while he was on my back.  After about 5 minutes we realized how gay this was.  Charles said his erection was from all the testosterone, I chose to believe him. (more…)

– Do you think you drinking life is tired and dull? Do you like Wii Bowling? Well then, we’ve got a game for you!

Wii Drinking: Bowling Edition.

-In each frame, the lowest score will take one sip. A tie results in a social.
-Bowling a strike allows the player who rolled the strike to give out two sips to any player.
-bowling a spare allows you to give out one sip, or a social.
-A gutter ball means you should take 3 sips because you suck.

-The winner of the string is given 10 sips to give out at random, and an additional 10 sips for every player in play. (Winning player excluded.) ex. 3 Players = 30 sips.

-In the rare case someone bowls a perfect game, that perfect player may give out 300 sips!

Ruin your score, your aim, your liver, and your brain cells today! Next time? PS2 Drinking: Guitar Hero 2!

Grow a beard.

-Wir

An exciting new game on PS3 you say? And its not MGS4 or Devil May Cry 4? Yeah, its true! Little Big Planet combines oldschool 2D platformer-puzzle gameplay with next-gen physics and graphics, and allows players to design their own stages. Check out this video from the Game Developers Conference taking place this week to get an idea of the gameplay.

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– Indeed, NinjaGamer.com has gotten all “advanced” and switched to PHP instead of wrinkly old HTML. As for why? Well, HTML is so old and simple,even a cave man could do it. I am enjoying this new layout, and the new ease of updates. Easier updates means MORE updates. In addition to the new look and language, there is also a new line up of people here that you’ll be hearing from:

Wiryu
AC9Breaker
Tanshin
Doraemon
Naba
T-Wolf
Maxx

A lot of people have asked me why ninjas kill towns, fly, stab, hate pirates, etc. Well in the real life example of below, you’ll see why its not a good idea to do things you don’t know anything about.

– As this is my first post on the strong return of Ninja Gamer, I felt that I should try and get in here early to offer words of wisdom, and something insightful to set the tone; Something that will make a scholar scratch their head, and a ninja cheer in glory. I want to make the public onlookers and the members of old see that we’re onto something, and that it truely is an improvement.

What’s to come will surely not only be considered a life lesson, but a lesson in life. We’re changing things; Not just here, but everywhere, and that is why it is so important that I should write something that will shock the masses! I’m not talking Michael Richards kind of shock, but shock because it’s unexpected! It’s surprising, yet delightful. I want to say “fun for the entire family!” But i’m afraid what I may say will not have as strong an impact on the young ones, but i’m ranting now! With all of that said, i’d like now to share with you, readers and illiterate folk alike, my words of wisdom; Grow a beard.

There is something magical about this blue bomber, It seems no matter how many mega man games are made people just can not get enough of them, and powered up is no exception. Although Mega man powered up is yet another remake of mega man 1, it’s easily the best remake to date and also of one of the few games that makes a PSP worth buying. This mega man doesn’t just come with a graphical update, It also added challenge mode and it also allows you to “save” the robot masters you to play as them in the main game, and also create your own stage and download stages made by others off the Mega man network. (more…)

Ninjagamer is making a resurgence.  For realsies.

The board is of course still up.