– Because ninjas don’t pinch.

– Indeed, NinjaGamer.com has gotten all “advanced” and switched to PHP instead of wrinkly old HTML. As for why? Well, HTML is so old and simple,even a cave man could do it. I am enjoying this new layout, and the new ease of updates. Easier updates means MORE updates. In addition to the new look and language, there is also a new line up of people here that you’ll be hearing from:

Wiryu
AC9Breaker
Tanshin
Doraemon
Naba
T-Wolf
Maxx

A lot of people have asked me why ninjas kill towns, fly, stab, hate pirates, etc. Well in the real life example of below, you’ll see why its not a good idea to do things you don’t know anything about.